Evil Mother

  • by Marisa
  • March 3, 2006

So, I’ve been doing this thing with my hair that is called plopping.

For me, it works best if I use a t-shirt instead of a towel. I’ve been doing it for over a month and I just love how my curls look this way. Usually, though, the kids don’t see me until I’ve taken my hair down.

They saw me this morning with my hair wrapped in a t-shirt.

Maggie: Mom, there’s a t-shirt on you head.
Me: yeah.
Maggie: WHY?
Me: {blank stare}
Maggie: MOM?
Me: Well, I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Maggie: {confused look}

Boomer: Do you know there’s a t-shirt on your head?
Me: Uh… yeah.
Boomer: Why is it there?
Me: I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Boomer: What’s wrong with you?
Me: Physically?
Boomer: No, mentally.
Me: Nothing, why do you ask?
Boomer: {shakes head and walks away}

Levi: Mom, why is that shirt on your head?
Me: I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Levi: Oh. Do you know where my hoodie is?

Two out of three children think mom has flipped. My work here is complete.

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  • ROFL! Thanks for the good laugh to start my day. :)

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  • Teenagers are fun, aren’t they?

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  • A job well done! :D

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  • I’m getting better at it, huh?

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  • You made me laugh! Thanks for taking part in the postie carnival. Happy New Year!

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