Evil Mother

So, I’ve been doing this thing with my hair that is called plopping.

For me, it works best if I use a t-shirt instead of a towel. I’ve been doing it for over a month and I just love how my curls look this way. Usually, though, the kids don’t see me until I’ve taken my hair down.

They saw me this morning with my hair wrapped in a t-shirt.

Maggie: Mom, there’s a t-shirt on you head.
Me: yeah.
Maggie: WHY?
Me: {blank stare}
Maggie: MOM?
Me: Well, I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Maggie: {confused look}

Boomer: Do you know there’s a t-shirt on your head?
Me: Uh… yeah.
Boomer: Why is it there?
Me: I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Boomer: What’s wrong with you?
Me: Physically?
Boomer: No, mentally.
Me: Nothing, why do you ask?
Boomer: {shakes head and walks away}

Levi: Mom, why is that shirt on your head?
Me: I couldn’t remember what to do with the shirt so I put it on my head. It felt good so I left it there.
Levi: Oh. Do you know where my hoodie is?

Two out of three children think mom has flipped. My work here is complete.

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